Saturday, September 03, 2005

No Gas, Homicide Bomber problem solved!

Yuh see, I told ya I would solve them problems over in Irak. Now that they ain't got any gas, they can't car bomb my buddies trying to deliver their invoices to the Green Zone. And let me tell ya, Mr. Cheney has been FURIOUS that his boys over at KBR weren't getting their checks promptly. There ain't NOTHING that pisses him off more than not gettin' paid, 'cept maybe when he catches me snoring during those disastor prepardness drills. Cranky C&*%$^&*#$. Hell, he's the b%^#$%& who came up with this whole 'freedom and Democracy" Cluster F*&# I got to deal with everyday for the next four years. And now he's screamin' all day long that we can't finish the job in Iran now that the Nawlins looks like Baghdad on the Missisippi. I don't now what he's bitchin' about, 'cause I'm the one whose gotta grin and grip with all that white trash and bayou scum down there while he house hunts up in the mountains. And Condi, she ain't no help at all now the I's been re-elected and she can go on shoppin' sprees with her fag friends in NYC. Ungrateful B*(&^. She's been takin' me for granted ever since giving her the SoS after I booted Colin out for calling me an ignoramus. I had to look that damn word up in the dictionary and I was none to pleased onct I read what it meant, I can tell you. Iffin' he had called me that back in '73 I woulda knocked him silly, but then again, back then a boy of his ethnic persuasion woulda been shinning my shoes, not sittin' at the table with me like some kinda equal. Those were the days! I coulda oft a uppity N&*&^& like him and Daddy woulda just had my record washed clean just like back in Houston. I sure do miss those days in Tejas, when I could snort up a O.Z. with Jimmy Bass and then go knock some heads or score some of that hot Mexican tail down in Pasadena. Mmmmm, Mexican tail. Boy, I had to see Doc a lot cause of all those visits to them senoritas............


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